GTFO, how is that possible?!

On April 27, 2021 I started yield farming on Pandaswap, a Binance Smart Chain (BSC) swap created by BAOman. At the time, the RHINO-BNB Panda farm, cheekily called “Rhino Remoulade” was returning 84,000%. That’s 230% per day. So, for a $3,000 investment the 1 day return was around $9,900.

What’s the catch?

Not a how-to article, more about how to think about this unique farming opportunity.

There are plenty of walk-throughs on how to actually farm BAO. Here’s one:

How to farm BAO, by Chao

BAO is an interesting project. Supposedly doing some things similar to SNX, with the ability to do derivatives, blah blah blah.

If you’re not a dev, do you really understand what is going on with these tokens you buy and sell? If number go up, does it even matter to you?

What I find more interesting in farming BAO is it’s unique lockup period — 95% of…

Will the SEC cripple Ripple? What does this signify to coins deemed not a security, such as Bitcoin, Ethereum…and Kin?

Since the SEC lawsuit against Ripple, the XRP token has taken a big hit, down to $.20 from $.66 in a month, a 68% drop. The last time XRP was this low was 6 months ago, July 2020.

Meanwhile, KIN, a token whose creator Kik Interactive has just settled with the SEC, has gone up over 1,792% in the past year.

Some see similarities between the two cases, others differences. The XRP Army is more likely seeing similarities, as a…

“My centre is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I am attacking.”

Quoting Field Marshall Foch in the Battle of the Marne, Kik/Kin investor Fred Wilson defiantly surveys the field in his blog post “Hard Decisions” after deciding to close Kik, laying off 95% of the staff to focus on Kin.

This was back in September 24, 2019.

Leaving only 19 core members of the Kik team to focus on Kin through their SEC fight, it must have felt grim, but the post reflects his determination.

Of course, a legal win for Kik would have been the…

“Savings” is a misnomer. It should be called “Hemorrhaging.”

If one takes the top 10 Bank US Banks and averaged their savings interest rates, the result would be .33% APY. In other words, a third of a percent per year. If you invested $10,000, that would net you $33 by the end of the year.

Did the Carnivore Diet dissolve my Gallstone? An Update…

Back in January 2nd, 2019 I wrote the following:

I was very specific about the title. I didn’t say that the Carnivore Diet cured my gallstone; it did cure the attacks I was on the receiving end of every couple of days.

For someone who spent every other night for a month, from midnight to at least 6am in sleep-deprived agony, having the pain magically stop was nigh well a miracle.

And being pain free has continued to this day.

In that article I explained my interpretation of the science behind…

We’re about to find out what happens when an deflationary asset explodes across an infinitely expanding economy.

“The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.” ~ Gordon Gekko, Wallstreet

Satoshi Nakamoto must have thought long and hard before unleashing his creation upon the world. …

Altered from the theatrical release poster for the Lion King, by John Alvin

The News is in: KiK Settles with the SEC regarding Kin. Can I get a “Hellsyeah?”

The long nightmare is over.

No, I’m not talking about the election.

What I am talking about is the recently settled court case of Kik v. the SEC. The court case hinged around an unregistered “Kin” token sale in 2017 that raised $100 million dollars. The short of it is that the SEC won the case, and instead of going for an appeal, Kik Interactive decided, much as EOS and SIA did, to settle.

This is a prudent decision.

Kik’s initial action to fight…

From Blockfi, to to Fulcrum: the search continues for high yield…

Chasing yield can lead you places

Not sure if it was the tweet about my article “Switching to from Blockfi, A Misadventure” that did it, but after 8 days finally got things squared away, and I started earning interest.

All of the BTC and USDC funds that I had on and moved to Blockfi now had to be moved back to

Blockfi has a 48 hr wait on transferring funds, which is at least better than the withdrawal confirmation email that never arrived I experienced previously with


Take me to your Don Quixote! I want to tilt against windmills…

TL;DR: Moar Interest, Up to 12% on vs. 8.6% on Blockfi. Also, FDIC insured. The “Earn” button doesn’t show on my app. Trusted Centralized Third Parties only work M-F, 9–5. thumbs down!

Switching to

Okay, after a delightful couple months earning 8.6% APR on Blockfi on my USDC (US Dollar Coin), as well as 5% on my Bitcoin deposit, my brother told me I should look into, saying that I could earn up to 12%.

After briefly perusing their website, it looks like the 12% is reserved for those staking 500 of their native coin MCO, which was currently…


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